All the Mad Men “Not for Everyone”

ALLSTON, MA – Mixed reviews from various local taste-makers have plagued the latest release from The Ninjas.  Of the reviews, Hello Ninja drummer Anthony Geehan responds, “Not everyone’s going to think that the seeds we plant will grow into roses, and we respect that.  Still, he admits, “It is a little disappointing.  We were hoping to convince all the non-believers out there.”

In the interest of impartial journalism, a majority of Hello Ninja consented to re-post responses from their most outspoken critics.  “I don’t understand why we’re doing this,” argues Ninja front woman Cat Basile.  “I already gave the track my seal of approval.  ‘All the Mad Men’ is a 2:40 shot of rock ‘n roll, with lyrics and everything!”

Stephen Bailey, Beat Surrender

Stephen Bailey

“An interesting mix of long winded lyrics and power pop vocals.”

Stephen Bailey, Beat Surrender

Kevin James, Not a Tad Bad Flim Co.

Kevin James

A very cool rock and roll tune with a B-Side [‘Back of my Mind’] that’s chemically addicting.”

Kevin James, Not A Tad Bad Flim Co.

Count Von Count, Vampiric Lord of Numbers

Count Von Count

“One, one hit single.  Ah, ah, ah, ah.”

Count Von Count, Vampiric Lord of Numbers

Burgermeister Meisterburger

Burgermeister Meisterburger

“This song reminds me of toys, which are illegal, immoral, and unlawful!”

Burgermeister Meisterburger, Baron of Sombertown and anti-fun advocate

Heat Miser

Heat Miser

“Hello Ninja’s new single, ‘All the Mad Men’ is nothing like a Christmas with no snow, and therefore, completely undesirable.”

Heat Miser, Green Christmas supporter and Lord of Heat

Abominable Snowman

Abominable Snowman

“ROAWWWWRRRRR!! ROAWWWARRRR!”

Abominable Snowman, Terror of the North Pole

When asked his opinion of Hello Ninja’s polarizing new release, Official Hello Ninja Blogger Luke Cassidy offered a succinct summation.

“If you enjoy fast-paced rock and roll hits at discount prices, then pick up the $2 Hello Ninja single from any number of  upcoming Ninja shows.  On the other hand, if  your main pursuit in life is to ruin Christmas, I suggest you let this one slide.”

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One response to “All the Mad Men “Not for Everyone”

  1. I’d have to agree with the Abominable Snowman on this one.

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