I suppose it’s unnerving, really. Yeah, we stopped blogging months ago, so what? Didn’t you all see ‘s tweet? The internet is dead! Gone! Invest in war bonds and get off of Facebook! But do you people listen? No, of course not, you bother us at our JOBS. That’s right; we work for a living! You’d think we could live off our self-satisfaction alone, but you’d be wrong.